lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner
impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing
ruinedchildhood:

is this seriously a picture of kel and his wife at their wedding with some fucking orange soda because i am sO FRICKIN DONE
fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades


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boundbutterfly:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

Awesome!

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matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

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